Rock Video links ALL FIXED!! :-D
May 11, 2006 - 6:34 am
 
hahahahahah took me forever! but! All the rock video links is fixed even! :-O

New site should launch with a new run of Dailies this monday!!! :-D
 


Postit drawings O:-)
April 06, 2006 - 9:46 am
 

Here's some drawings I done on stickies last night drinking beers with my roomie











 


I think Lefteye...
April 05, 2006 - 9:36 am
 
I think Lisa Lefteye Lopes ended up chasing one of those waterfalls to which she was adamantly oppugnant. Some people spew advice so assiduously that they end up meandering off the road, flipping their frou-frou SUV and dying in front of their friends who can then point and go, "Dayum! That bitch just chased a waterfall," and then another might say, "Oh snap! I know you aint just said that Shalay." Then the bereaving friends fist fight and not over Shalay's profound observation, but because they are frustraited at their gravy train abruptly being gone and need to lash out at the world for a minute.

 


Virtual Ray Charles!
March 29, 2006 - 6:32 am
 
hahaha be some of the first to test my new game! Clit the image below:



hahahaha. More stuff soon. I'm putting more levels in the game tonight and probably a boss level when he battles Yau Ming or somepin. Hit me up if you get past level 3 threebrain@threebrain.com

I'm going to bed and imma dream of tacos! More stuff soon. I'm doing next two monfs of dailies and i got 3 more funny ass games on the ways. Sorry I been gone. 12 people I knowed died and i had a flat tire.
 


Funny AIM lies I told to to Sally!
February 11, 2006 - 2:56 pm
 
threebrain: yo did u see that olympic skier's head explode?
Sally_sweatpants:no
Sally_sweatpants:what?
threebrain: he was going down the hill and his head exploded :-O
Sally_sweatpants:what?
threebrain: on the olympics! this skier was going down the hill and his head exploded
Sally_sweatpants:I don't understand...
threebrain: like hes dead and shit
Sally_sweatpants:a head doesn't explode!
Sally_sweatpants:I'm going to faint
threebrain: his did! They are trying to find out why or how
Sally_sweatpants:it's not on CNN!!!
threebrain: it has to be
Sally_sweatpants:it's not
Sally_sweatpants:when did this happen?
threebrain: like right now :-O
Sally_sweatpants:OMG
threebrain: his head just burst
threebrain: see!?
threebrain: USA channel
Sally_sweatpants:OMG, my favorite movie is on!
Sally_sweatpants:what channel?
threebrain: USA
threebrain: what movie?
Sally_sweatpants:no, SCREWED is on USA
threebrain: hahahaha SIKE :-O
Sally_sweatpants:SCREWED is my favorite movie
Sally_sweatpants:I'm like...heads don't explode!
threebrain: hahahahaha
Sally_sweatpants:a brain can explode, but not a whole head
Sally_sweatpants:unless it was shot
threebrain: i was hoping you would think it was some Al Queada shit
Sally_sweatpants:hahaha, no
Sally_sweatpants:I would have thought an altitude thing first
threebrain: oh hahahah hahah totally
threebrain: how funny wood that shit be though
threebrain: and then like he just kept going down the hill until a tree or some shit stopped him
Sally_sweatpants:gross
threebrain: and then like a St. Barnard came and started eating his guts
 


never EVER listen to the dickhead sales people at Guitar Center
February 11, 2006 - 3:17 am
 
What a load of crap. The schmuck at guitar center was such a pompus bastard. I go go in there and he's like, "can I help you?" and I'm like, "I sold my motu and I want a recording system for my PC" and he goes, "You mean your mac right?" and I go, "No, a PC. I just ebayed my mac because it sucked donkey dick" and he goes, "Well you're gonna have to buy a new mac" and then I was like, "Fuck that shit macs are $500 over priced and suck anyways" and then hahahaha it was like the Polaner All Fruit commercial when the cattle-rustler axes for jelly. All the salesdorks in the room went "huuuhhh!!" and then laughed at me and started laughing and pointing. One guy was like, "You have to leave now." But they had a PC setup in there but you could tell it was totally neglected and the shittiest monitor was hooked up to it too. So i was like, "well you have proTools set up on that machine and it looks like it's running", but the salespenises just scoffed. Fuck those shits!!!! fuck Guitar Center assholes!!! I fucking hate their attitude. First off if they were any good at either music or recording music do you think they would work at a stupid ass guitar store? NO, they would work at a damn studio or be a guitar teacher. You always gotta consider the source when asking questions. Don't ask some dumb loser fuckface that can't get a job at a studio -- i.e. the salestesticles that work at Guitar Center, ask someone who actually works at a studio or knows someone who does or someone who is a real musician in a working band that actually plays shows and not some pussy dickface who wouldn’t know performing needs to a dick in his eye-socket or his filthy whore-butt.

Also all the dumb bastard pompus ass mac users that make horrible shitty films on Final Cut Pro. Sure, it edits video but so does premiere on a PC for $3000 less you bleeding eyes whore-bag snot asses! AND HERE'S MY SOURCE. When I was working for Ogilvy making the AMPM commercials, I started chatting with the editor in the super fancy post production house while the Creative Director stepped out to make a phone call and so I was like, "So dude, how’s it hanging?" and he was like, "Man I love this shit. Last week I cut my 7th episode of the Sopranos and next week I'm gonna work on a Martin Scorsessee Film." and I was like :-O and told him how I wanted to learn that shit and that I should drop the $5000 I’d been saving all on a mac and Final Cut Pro. He cut me off right away and was like, "Fuck that shit! Yo at home I use Premiere and it works great. It's an old version too and you can prolly get it free. What do you have a pentium 4? Yeah, just download Premiere Pro. I love it. It does every single thing Final Cut does. There's no difference. Don't get a mac, they are a waste of money. Believe me." So who are you gonna listen to, the editor of the sopranos and big Hollywood stuff or some assfuck loser salesmaggot at a guitar center that laughs at PCs cause they take a little effort and don't resemble Fisher Price toys. Well eat my white ass Guitar Center.

So. I got proTools and installed a dedicated hard drive for it and got some new preamps and junk and it works so awesome that I can't believe it. I'm like dumbfounded by how well it works and how awesome it sounds. I mean I did spend like my life savings on stuff like a dope mic and preamps and good chords and shit but I didn't waste a dime on any overrated overpriced fisher price looking candy coated sham that is a mac -- F macs and their proprietary bullshit. That's also why Nintendo has died and Sony took over cause of their dumb cartridges.

You can go to hp.com right now and get a 3.0ghz pavillion for $250 are you kidding me? go try and find a 3.0ghz mac for under $2000 and i'll toss your damn salad.

oh and how about those asshole commercials about how intell chips have been held hostage in PCs and now macs are freeing them? What dogshit. They should just admit that they've lost and the only people who buy them are dumb fucks who can't get a job at a studio.

I hope that everyone who works at Guitar Center gets rectal cancer.
 


Movie Review: Chronicles of Narmia
February 06, 2006 - 4:02 pm
 
yo that movie was so stupit. F that. Could those creatures look anymore fake? I hate hate hate cgi in movies. I woulda much rather it was muppets or some junk :=/
 


wassaaaaaap X-D
February 04, 2006 - 4:43 pm
 
all new site :-O and I already got some big time Hollywood reviews:

"Daaaaaymn Gina! This site is funnier than my movie 'Black Knight', where I showed my age and that my joke well has run dry which caused me to lose many fans who used to swear by me as the best black comedian ever. Now they h8 me and want me to die" -- Martin Lawrence

"Oh snap! I donno what I like more, the new threebrain.com or sniffing coke out of a 13 year old Phillipino girl's vagina" -- Nick Noltie

"HONK!! HONK!!! HONK HONK HONK... HONK!!" - Harpo Marx

"hu hut! I like this new threebrain.com better than shoving punkins in little boys." -- Peewee Herman

"Yo man, I can't see this shit" -- Stevey Wonder

WOW! :-O thems is some gr8 reviews so far. I hope I get more soon X-D
 


new site coming soooon :-O
September 09, 2005 - 2:21 pm
 
hahaha new site coming sooon! man o man! Maybe even monday :-O
 


Vin Diesels
August 30, 2005 - 3:29 am
 
my man! I donno why peeps h8 on my man vin diesels! I think he's up there with clit eastwoods and Arnold Swartzanager. I think there's like 5 top bad ass dudes in the last 100 years and i think that Clit Eastwoods and Arnold reign alone as top ass bad mothers and then after that it's Stalone and Bruce willice. I think that Arnold and Clit are the most bad asses of all cause they will break your fucking neck and shoot your mom and shit mad quick. Arnold will kill you with a stick. Stalone is a tough one cause first blood is the best movie ever in history prolly and the early rockies and Cobra but Cobra was more funny than bad ass. Hahahaha that villian guy Brian Thompson is such a treasure hahah "Huh! Pig! huh!" he's a classic. But cobra was gr8 but more in an entertaining way than a bad ass way. Arnolds shit just makes you go :-O and clit eastwoods too! Like Termin8er one or comando. Them movies are more than entertaining, they define manhood. And movies like Josie Wales where the guy keeps going, "hhhwhupt em again Josie!" and Dirty Hairy ones are bad ass. Bruce Willis and Stalone make some awesome and almost bad ass shit but not quite -- Like Die Hard, on the surf-ass you might think it was badass but you'd be wrong! >:-O Die Hard movies are more down the lines of as if you or I were stuck in a troublesome situation. Like what we would do if we had extra courage with a normal person's body that puffs soots and shit -- Now, we all love Bruce Willis for putting a different spin on the Post Vietnam American hero who has alcohol prollems and a wife that left him and bla bla blah and this is all well and good, but he hasn't accomplished the badassness that Arnold and Clit have accomplished in film. When Arnold or Clit come in to frame you know the whole town is dead. My point is that my man Vin Deisel is totally a potential Clit or Arnold. Those Riddick movies are the bomb -- especially the foist one Pitch Black. If you aint seen Pitch Black get some weed and soots and watch it by yourself in the dark.

Now, I just watched "the fast and the furious" for the first time and I think it was very good but only because of Vin Deisel. He can take any stupid movie and make it awesome. I do think the stunts and the Director did a great job with this film but without Vin that movie wooda had no substance. it'd have been lame and flat like 2 fast 2 furious or that dumb Torque motorcycle one or Driven or or or or forever. Vin Deisel is a Clit or an Arnold in this aspect, and moreso an Arnold, cause he can take rediculously bad written lines and turn them into bad ass gold. Like in the Fast and the Furious when he's like, "I live a quarter mile at a time" hahahah okay okay that was pretty dumb; but still, he can take cheesy shit and make it work. So many have come and gone: Jeff Speakman, Dolf Lungrin and Lou Forigno and the Rock -- oh and seriously the Rock is a great example. the rock is a fucking joke. He can't sell it. Doom is gonna bomb. All his shit is whack. He aint a bad ass, he doesn't have it in his blood. He's too nice. He's a clown. The Rock is a joke. I mean don't get me wrong. He played football at Miami and he's tall and shit but he's no killer. Clit Eastwood would fuck the Rock's eyesocket before breakfast.

People who like the rock are the same dorks that like 3D crap in movies -- like the new Star Wars crap. They hate on Vin cause it's obvious that he has what it takes and loves himself for it.

Don't get me wrong, Arnold made about 6 years of bombs but he was still a bad ass and T3 was crazy legit. I loved that movie. Arnold for president! I want a Arnold Poster!

So people all got up in my man Vin's face cause he axed for like $30 million or something for 2 fast 2 furious but DORK John Singleton, who must have had a ghost writer for Boyz in the Hood cause everything else he has made has been complete piss, thought Vin wasn't worth it so he dropped him. What happend? 2 fast 2 furious was terrible and bombed. Vin coulda took the same script and tore that shit apart. vin Vin VIN!!



hahaha and what's funny is that he's all bald and has a Jimmy Darante nose and whatnot; but whatever, the man has the goods. Only time will really tell if he's a true ultimate bad ass. Looks like he has only bullshit coming out for the next 2 years so we'll see.

Oh! and what happened to XXX part 2? came and went right? why? Did Vin ask too much again? well tuff shit. The movie bombed. Vin should get $40 million a movie always cause he brings in prolly and extra $700 million in profits. XXX part one was the stupidest thing ever but Vin turned it into gold. See? word