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| new site new site new site :-D
August 28, 2005 - 5:26 am | | | rad rad rad rad! Me and Skiracer boy genius have just finised the designs tonight for the new site. It's so awesome :'( i can't w8 for the coding to be done. This will be the best threebrain site ever! Also in the news Carol Bernett died. Sike hahaha she didn't die.
I watche Pippen with my lady last nizzle. That shit was stupid! but! Ben Vareen is the most crazy thing I ever seen. That man can't be human - what zazz! man o man! he could dance and sing like a mother fucker! :-D
curse curse curse. I'm like Mr. Cursey pants lately. What's wrong with me and my potty fingers typing away like a filthy whore who was raised in a truck. I never coise around my moms! hahah sike! I called her a twat once when I was mad cause she unlawfully took my sk8board away for a week and I didn't do anything wrong. it was my whore teacher Mrs. Alvez! That's right Mrs. Alvez! Your a whore from mexico! You teach as a front for your whore ways! I saw you smoke pot and then flick your bean. I watched with binoculars. I seen it all! you tramp from mexico! >:-O
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| Threebrain Albums at Tower Records!
August 25, 2005 - 7:39 am | | | Get my albums fast! cause people are buying them so fast that the store is gonna run out :-O Tower Records called me today actually and was like, "Is this Threebrain?" And I was like, "yup" And then they was like, "Wow you're records are selling so fast! Are you going to spend this money on wine and shit?" And i was like, "Well if by 'shit' you mean a new fishtank and a shirt for my cat Boo then yup." And then they were like, "hey! wanna come hang out after the store closes and watch japanese cartoons?" And I was like, "are you white?" And then they were like, "Yup" And I was like "Not that it makes any difference cause I'm not racist or nothing" and they were like, "Oh no no! we know you arent racist but I'm glad you axed if we was white cause we are so it's all good." so I was like, "Cool what time should I roll on up over there?" And they was like, "Wait, I forgot I have to fucking have dinner with my mom after work. She's got lung cancer and uses that shit to guilt me into having dinner with her and filing her nasty toenails and shit." And I was like, "hahahahahaha" and then he was like, "Did i mention that your albums is selling like hotcakes?!" And I was like, "Yup. Yo i gotta make a urine. Call me later sucka."
Check this link:
Threebrain at tower recordses
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| You can get my songs on iTunes! :-D
August 25, 2005 - 7:10 am | | | check out this link hahaha i aint nose i was on iTunes:
Threebrain Mp3 on iTunes or cut n paste this shite below:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playListId=53707988
Oh! i looked foitha and I seen this site that looks easier than iTunes if you aint an iTunes person:
Threebrain mp3 at Bitmunk.com
so yous can hear samples and them buy them shits when u are like, "man oh man! i can't be happy unless i hear that shit lots on my nerd-pod" or "jeez oh man! I wanna listen to 'Giraffe Party 2000!' when my husband humps me tonight after he gets home from the lumber mill!"
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| New site is on da ways! :-D
August 25, 2005 - 6:12 am | | | oh man oh man oh man! I can't w8! my man Skiracer the boy genius is hooking me up with some awesome back end coding! hahaha the new threebrain is gonna rock so hard :-D the stuff we've already made makes me go, "hahahahaha!" I hope it gets up soon, cause when it does I'm starting up the dailies again and stupid goats! :-O
Also! I bean lifting w8s last week cause I got a free 10 membershit at 24hour fitness -- more like 20whore hour fitness if you ax me what with all the friggn' he/shes in there taking up all the olypical machines.
oh! hahaha that remind me! some dude ate it on the treadmill the other night hahahaha oh man hahahahaha i hoid these squeaks and a suspensful yelps so i looked over just in time to see this dude fall onto his moving treadmill and then get shot off onto the floor and up against a stepper maching hahahhaahaha i think he got hurt too but he tried to get up fast and act like he was okay. haha if that shit happend to me I'd lay there crying until a nice he/she came over to help me, sike. anyways, it'd a bean funnier if the guy was older though like 70 or something and his legs broke hahahahahaha.
So! keep a eye out for my huge fucking arms! i'm going to get them mad big then upload some photos of them. Imma get them all veiny too.
that gym smells like piss in some places :-/ it's fun that it's 24 hours though cause I can roll up in there at like 3am and get my dips on or some bench. Next time i go do benching and shit imma wear a tank top and hat made out of tin foil. I'll be like, "I'm a fucking huge robot!" and then i'll flex and shit. word!
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 | Meat is F'd up :-O
August 25, 2005 - 12:52 am | | | man! u guys seen da meatrix? I hate big corporate farms :-O They should ban factory meat but also legalize drugs! and hookers! :-D I love weed and hookers! Here is a link to the meatrix! :-O
www.themeatrix.com
I might go veggie or some shit. plus it would be good for getting abs prolly :-D and the more fiber i eat the more feces i can make! that might get me more rolls in TV toilet paper comoicials. hahah get it? rolls? get it? um :-[
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| Movie Review: Charlie and the Chocolate Asstory
August 23, 2005 - 7:15 pm | | | This version of Willy Wonka is pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. It wasn't even entertaining. I've never walked out of a movie but this one I wanted to walk out so bad. If I haddn't brought a whole picnic worf of food in my hoody sleeves I'da bounced. I was laughing at how bad the movie Driven was staring Sly that I watched the other night but at least it was entertaining. Willy Wonka was so bad that I was like angry. I wanted to stab cats or something.
Willy Wonka started out good cause the old guy was cute and stuff and really old looking and Charlies house was cool but I knew the movie was fucked when Charlies mom was like, "Alls we have is cabbage for the soup" but she pulls out the most beautifully fresh cabbage I've ever seen. Cabbage that fresh would be expensive and found only at like a Whole Foods. Their house and clothes were all shabbier than shabby and charies room didn't even have a whole roof. So it was bullshit that they had this big beautiful cabbage. I was like, "fuck this bullshit." Then the movie was ruined by how bad Jonny Depth's version of Willy Wonka was. He was like trying to be mid-western or some shit. It was beyond annoying.
Also, as in 90% of modern film, CGI ruined the film even further. When will hollywood learn that CGI is fucking cheesy as well as being a cop-out for uninventive directors who can't figure out how to do the shot for real. Further the CGI wasn't even good; It looked totally fake and shitty. I gotta give kudos to movies like Hitchhikers guide for using muppets instead of shitty stupid awful CGI. 3D is for fucking tools.
Willy Wonka 2005 was basically bad in every way like the new Star Wars movies are. Bad writing, bad cgi, flat robot acting and terrible direction. Tim Burton and Lucas are too old and out of touch to make anything good anymore. On a scale of 1-10 I give Willy Wonka 2005 and the new Star Wars and anything with CGI in it a cup of dried urine.
DIE DIE DIE >:-O
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 | I'm excited!
August 21, 2005 - 5:00 pm | | | | Yo Dogs! I never thunk it could come ta pass but it has! RAMBO IV!! :-D My hero Sly, who's only tree years younger dan me i might add, is making a nudder run wiff da gun. I'm mad excited yo. Who's he gonna battle though? Rambo can't still be pissed at the Vietnams and we're sorta friends with da Russians now so is he gonna go get Bin Ladin? I hope he does battle enemy faction and it aint lame like Rocky 5 when he trained that honky boxer. Like i hope he isn't just training some younger Rambo for the next generation or some shit. It better be a real deal rambo movie. Cause that's like Sly's shit now. Training yoots. Like "Driven" the worst movie ever!!! Fucking terrible i says and yet again Sly is trainging some young dumb ass bad actor and the movie sucks. Sly is my hero though and First Blood is the best movie EVER! :-O wow! hahaha i just found out that he wrote that shit! :-O Come on Sly, make another First Blood with Rambo IV don't make some cop-out shit like Rocky V, or Driven. Don't train some young dork who sucks. Just be a pissed off old soot like myself
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 | Movie review! Hotel Rwanda
August 21, 2005 - 3:03 am | | | More like Hotel Shafanta what with my bitch being all up on my penis and nuts for haff the film. Word! But seriously though, that Rwanda shit was fucked up! Mo fuckin Hitlers and shit up in that. I wouldn't let no stupid ass chop me up that's fo daaaaamn sure! I'd shoot them suckaz and take they cash! word!
Them French people is bastards! how come we friends with them. we should nuke they ass hollaaaaaa
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 | What's up with all the shemales! Meow!
August 21, 2005 - 2:58 am | | | Meow! I was walking down the street today in sunny San Frizzles looking for a empty can to play with -- meow! -- and then I looked up this lady's skiot for a quick glance at some fish and holy ass cakes! I found two huge harry testicles and penis looking right back down at me! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Also! Meow!
Also! what the F is up wiff all da moicoiry in da tuna! I'm crappin thermometers ova here! but seriously folks! Meow!
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